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Joke of the Day
"As a girl: Tinder is like a refrigerator full of food but with nothing I want to eat."
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"What is the digestive system? The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole"
"The fact that Mitt Romney opted to see Twilight instead of Lincoln this weekend probably sums up what his presidency would've been like."
"Santa is the ultimate hipster. Works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you."
"Things you won't catch me saying: What a great fucking meeting!"
"Women on their periods make me angry... ...I was loking up my wife's skirt last night and the red mist descended over my eyes."
"There's a reason why ""sober"" and ""so bored"" sound almost exactly the same."
"*draws a sharpie mustache on my grandma* lol you cant hang loser. passin out w/ shoes on? rookie ""Sir please step away from the casket"""
"Do transformers buy car or life insurance?"
"What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling? He likes it dirty."