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Joke of the Day
"So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric"
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"What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump? Reagan helped tear down a wall."
"My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the face."
"What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7? Samsung Not Explode"
"Dear neighbors, I am not killing my child. I'm washing her hair. Only she sees it the other way."
"The Chinese New Year is almost here. I know they're in another time zone, but 2 months behind seems a little extreme."
"Why did the retired police officer decide to become a DJ? So he could still get to say ""Put your hands in the air."""
"Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked"
"One of my co-workers just called the elevator a ""vator"". Anyways, long story short, this is my one phone call..."
"The longest 10 seconds of my day is when I have to hold down the button on an electronic thing to turn it off"