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Joke of the Day
"So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric"
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"What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away"
"The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. "
"Makes eye contact with female. Medusa."
"I got silver for cheating on my wife. I'm always medalling in affairs."
"My boss decided to give me some more responsibility... From now on, I'm responsible for everything that goes wrong..."
"A cow moves in next door to a horse... ...the horse says, ""Welcome to the neighhhhhhhhhhhhborhood!"""
"You'd think that the guy in charge of putting pepperoni on frozen pizzas would've been up for a performance review by now."
"People wonder what my abusive father does after mom left us... Beats me.."
"Why'd the Titanic stop putting out on the first date? The iceberg had said 'just the tip'"