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Joke of the Day
"I use to have a job working in an elevator... it had its ups and downs"
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"What does a buisness man wear to the beach A wet suit What am i doing with my life..."
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"Did you see the guy at Walmart hiding from ugly people?"
"Smiling releases endorphins in your body, which relieves stress. All I have to do now is explain that to my proctologist when he's done."
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."
"An awesome person fills you with awe, which stands to reason that a handsome person will fill you with hand."
"Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school."
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"*ruins your party with a can of Serious String*"