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Joke of the Day

"What does a buisness man wear to the beach A wet suit What am i doing with my life..."

"I lost my wife in a bet I bet I could sleep with her sister"

"Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road."

"Met a guy from Iraq today who grew a full beard as I was meeting him."

"I read in the paper about a hooker starting her own business.... They said that she had a good soft-opening."

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? (OFFENSIVE) Two in the front, 3 in the back, six million in the ash tray."

"Leonardo DiCaprio is totally getting laid tonight! This has nothing to do with the Oscar, just a safe assumption to make each and every day."

"You know why people insisted on calling the Higgs Boson for ""the God particle""? Because since the Higgs Boson gives mass to tiny particles, they imagined that it had to be a tiny priest."

"A logician's wife is having a baby... She gives birth and they hand the baby to him. ""Is it a boy or a girl?"" she asks. ""Yes"" he replies."

"A nurse goes to the bank As she is about to sign her name on the deposit slip she pulls out a rectul thermometer, ""awww crap some asshole has my pen."""