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Joke of the Day

"*ruins your party with a can of Serious String*"

"Want to hear a funny joke? Women's rights."

"What idiot decided it should be my foot's asleep instead of coma toes?"

"What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler"

"I'm so poor I can only afford Middle Ramen."

"I'm on the fence about Hitler On one hand he killed 6 million Jews. On the other hand he did kill Hitler"

"At first I thought maybe HBO had another vampire show. Then I realized that's just what Steve Buscemi really looks like."

"What has three feet but no legs? A yardstick."

"What did Hitler say from heaven when the Russians took over Auschwitz Stop it that's Mein Kampf!"

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer..."