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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the guy at Walmart hiding from ugly people?"

"TV sitcom idea: Wacky copy editor who yells ""nailed it!"" even when he didn't, also he's alone as mankind was obliterated by a viral pandemic"

"What's the difference between a ""narrative"" and a ""circle jerk""? How you spell them."

"A small joke... A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks ""I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?"" The doctor replies ""Yes, but you will have to be a little patient""."

"Saved my gall bladder in a jar so when they ask me at the DMV if I want to be an organ donor, I can put it on the counter and say, ""YES!"""

"Why did Johnny teach the cockatoo to do a front flip? So he could say he flipped the bird. ^I'm^not^very^good^at^these"

"Earth: ""You're causing tidal waves!"" Moon: ""So?"" Earth: ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation!"" Moon: ""Very funny."""

"Did you know Eazy E has a brother. His name is Hard D."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choking noise*"

"What are snails trying to do? Their best"