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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery."
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"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty"
"How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster? About Ye big."
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don't know, don't care."
"I regret falling in love with my British girlfriend. You give your heart to her and she Brexit into a million parts."
"The cheesiest joke ever. ""I don't feel grate."" -- Block of Cheese before it got shredded."
"""I don't care how goodlooking you are if you don't have any brains."" -Zombies"
"Show me your weirdest gif I want to laugh. Bonus points for ones that I've never seen before"
"'So Timmy, how did you fall into that well?' 'Oh. I never fell in, I was p- *sees Lassie do cut throat motion* -was jumping in.'"
"[guy jokingly refers to america as 'murica, everyone starts applauding; I basically hork up a damn lung from laughing my shit off so hard]"