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Joke of the Day

"Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school."

"A man on crutches walks into his local Ice-Cream shop.. He asks the lady behind the desk for a Knickerbocker Glory. She says; ""Crushed nuts?"" He says; ""No, a sprained ankle"""

"What do you call a homosexual wizard who isn't Albus Dumbledore? Gayndalf The Gay"

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Slap a man with the same fish and the video will go viral in under 48 hours. #Truth"

"What is the most popular novel in Mexico? Tequila mocking bird"

"What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies? Your mom."

"Honestly Officer, I do have a few ideas as to why I'd get pulled over, but I'm kind of afraid to tell you. Let's both say it on 1-2-3, ok?"

"how do you know when your sister is on her period? your dads cock tastes like blood."

"What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in."

"I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor. Even my blood is a Type O!"