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Joke of the Day

"Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school."

"What do you call a Blonde doing a handstand? NSFW A Brunette with bad breath."

"Jewish fun fact: If you celebrate Passover on top of an overpass, you go back in time."

"What is the equivalent to Area-51 in Canada? Area-51, A"

"That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!"

"What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars? A Moleionaire"

"Dear Santa, us big girls like toys too,,,,just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand!"

"How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes? None."

"Remember kids, you only burn in hell if you are religious."

"Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago."