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Joke of the Day
"When she told me I was average, she was just being mean."
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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... If you're a good enough thrower!"
"Sometimes I stand in front of a Redbox until a long line gathers behind me.. Then I'll yell. Where's the fucking Pepsi button on this thing?"
"What do you call a black man camping? Criminal intent"
"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one leg and drag it across Canada."
"When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer? *edit Thanks Kikifoun_Unui... not my main language T_T"
"Democrats are the sexiest party... Because no one wants some elephant"
"""Why'd the chicken cross the road?"" ""Why Daddy?"" ""To get to the other side!"" ""Did it look both ways?"" ""It was a...yes. Yes it did."""
"Jamiroquai, because Jamirodepwessed."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!! What do you call a cow with two legs? YOUR MUM!!"