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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one leg and drag it across Canada."
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"if you run over a bicyclist with an acoustic guitar on his back the cops will pull you over and give you a briefcase with money in it"
"What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!"
"What comes before OP? QWERTYUI"
"Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to tournaments Just in case they get a hole in one."
"On a long road trip.. When deciding whether to stop at a rest area, I always say, ""Speak now or forever hold your pee""."
"""He be dead."" Who? Your English teacher?"
"Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed."
"What is an office gossip's favorite tool? A spreadshit, of course."
"Two cows are talking in a field. Two cows are in a field. One says, I'm not scared of mad cow disease'. The other says, Oh really, why not?'. The first replies, Because I'm a helicopter'."