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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one leg and drag it across Canada."

"I once slept through a burglary. Next thing I knew I was in the back of a police van."

"I went to a zoo and it only had a dog in it.... It was a Shih Tzu"

"In light of the recent NASA news.... Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in a piece of gum? No? Well he got stuck in Orbit."

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He was looking for a tight seal."

"Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !"

"Religion is like stuffing dollar after dollar into a broken Coke machine and having faith that some day it will work for you."

"I was reminded of you today. But then I flushed the toilet and went on about my business."

"Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets? They take the senor discount."

"We've hired a new accountant. Her name is Helen Wait. Anyone expecting a check from us can go to Helen Wait."