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"Jamiroquai, because Jamirodepwessed."
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"What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction? Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
"Double cheeseburgers don't make you fat, eating them does."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. You don't need a light bulb when you have a glass ceiling"
"""Dad, are they allowed to put two people in the same grave?"" ""I don't think so, son. Why do you ask?"" ""Because that headstone over there says, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"""
"how do you get from floor to roof? smoke an L and look in the mirror"
"My dad beat my brother when he showed him his report card. So, I gave my report card to my mother. Let her take the beating."
"Hospitals make mistakes with newborns, so before bringing yours home, check by rubbing its belly. If it curls in and bites you, that's a cat"
"Jesus was the only man to return from the dead and not eat brains."
"Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: honey he can't even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP"