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Joke of the Day
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... If you're a good enough thrower!"
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"Having a one night stand with a beautiful woman (NSFW) and she says, ""Give me 9 inches and hurt me."" So I fucked her 3 times and I slapped her."
"Instead of racism or misogyny, why not hate the people who wear pyjamas and slippers to the airport?"
"Do Not Be Racist ..... Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew"
"What's the leading cause of violence in America? Volkswagen Beetles."
"You might be a redneck If you think ""Pearl Jam"" is an oriental sex act"
"Do people with a foot fetish get off when their car gets towed?"
"I used to do the hokey pokey everyday... ... But then I turned myself around."
"How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS? They always take things the wrong way."
"How do you get a Jewish Girl's number? Roll up her sleeve!"