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Joke of the Day
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... If you're a good enough thrower!"
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"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz: ##**They all gave it one star.**"
"I shot a bIack teenager the other day and got arrested for impersonating a police officer."
"A quadriplegic goes on a blind date... And he gets stood up."
"There are three kinds of people on this earth. Those who can count ... And those who can't."
"Why doesn't Bono like Google? He still hasn't found what he's looking for."
"And now, a poem. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Violet is a shade of purple, so you're a lying whore."
"I invented a new word. Plagiarism."
"I'm not a competitive person... I'll be the first to admit it."
"Fortunately I've never been brainwashed, so my mind gets dirtier each day."