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Joke of the Day
"What did the one wall say to the other wall? ""Meet you at the corner"""
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"What we've learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees."
"How do you call a man without a body and a nose? Nobody knows. Sorry if it is a repost"
"Just been sent to jail for the first time and spent the first half hour getting ass raped. My Uncle Frank takes Monopoly far too seriously"
"Ramadan month is exhausting. You have to wait all day to Instagram your food."
"Am I the only one who just buys a new printer when the ink is gone? Also, does anyone want to make a sweet printer fort?"
"What do you call a guy with no body and no nose? Nobody knows"
"[commercial for college] *person shoveling money into furnace* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better way?"
"I like my women like I like my Isis victims. Topless. Remember, this is just a joke, so don't be offended. It's nothing to lose your head over."
"Greatest days of my life: 3) Day I got married 2) Day my first kid was born 1) Day Facebook let you turn off notifications for their games"