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Joke of the Day

"Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock? So he could wake up inside."

"You know what was the biggest travesty to come out of the OJ Simpson Murder Trial? It made Kardashian a house-hold name."

"INTERESTING FACT: The song ""Hurt So Good"" was written after John Mellencamp ate too much delicious Mexican food."

"What PC does Adele use? A Dell."

"I was going to throw an earth day party But I forgot to planet."

"An annoying part of life in the 80s was when you're already late and, once again, you gotta shoo away some sexy lady lying all over your car"

"Dilemma: Your daughter brings home a guy with an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt on but your garden is already completely full of corpses."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. I had to break up with her. She was seeing somebody on the side."

"I like my girls like I like my drinks... Virgins"

"I invented the sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop."