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Joke of the Day
"What does a rotting corpse say? idk"
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"""27 Hilarious Ways You Know Journalism Is Dead"" - Journalism"
"Why can you trust noone in the savannah? Cause they be lion."
"Why didn't Jesus start a charity? Cuz they're not for prophets."
"Person I tried to rob describing me to the police: ""long hair, wearing pajamas, honestly she didn't seem very committed to it."""
"Follow your dreams. Search through your dreams mail. Show up drunk on your dreams doorstep. Kidnap your dreams. Never let your dreams go."
"Pot smokers like to say it's safe because it's natural. Other safe natural things include sunburn, poison ivy, and being eaten by a bear."
"My wife just told me to go to hell, anyone else need anything from Walmart?"
"What does a diabetic elf need? Tinselin"
"Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts? Because they'll crack up anyways"