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Joke of the Day
"What's the best remedy for a sex starved drug addict? A jack and coke."
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"finally got to see someone in my facebook feed react to an onion article as if it were real news. today was a big day."
"Tried to eskimo kiss my girl last night... but she wasn't inuit."
"Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors.... The Ginger Bred House."
"Do I at least get to yell ""Jenga!"" if my life falls apart?"
"How do you kill a circus? ...go for the Juggler!"
"What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? wii-u wii-u wii-u wii-u heh"
"My favorite knock knock joke ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there"" ""I eat mop"" ""I eat mop who?"" *Laughter and pointing*"
"'Please, I need this', I whisper as I try to steal a baby goat from the petting zoo."
"I will NEVER make the same mistake twice ... In a row. They're in rotation."