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Joke of the Day

"Pretty sure HR is going to be paying me a visit, thanks to the CW that emailed to thank me for ""all the services I provided them""."

"What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders? At las!"

"SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE"

"What's the difference between a elephant and a banana?"

"BARBER: would you like a hot towel? ME: buddy, I don't objectify towels"

"Jesus Christ.. ..."

"So a gun expert has a seizure His neurons were firing with BOTH barrels."

"One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes & then walk away."

"A spider crawled into my keyboard earlier. It's okay, I've got him under Ctrl."

"... You are so stupid that you got hit by a parked car!"