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Joke of the Day
"What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders? At las!"
Next Joke
"I've invented a new flavour of crisps, if they're successful I'll make a packet."
"Why did the blonde quit using the pill? Because it kept falling out."
"How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer"
"Hey ladies, tired of your boyfriend complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints."
"What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind? Oh, the huge-manatee"
"If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong."
"I hate when people say ""you always want what you don't have"" like that's really insightful and not just explaining the definition of ""want."""
"I bet God's email spam box is filled with all the prayers from athletes."
"Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend"