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Joke of the Day
"What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders? At las!"
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"How to wash dishes like a bachelor: 1. Put in sink 2. Wait"
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"My dad was always drunk when I was a kid The punchline? It was my mom, then my sister, then me"
"How to stop Facebook Live and Marketplace notifications: 1) Open Facebook app 2) Go to Settings 3) Throw your phone into a river"
"How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality."
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"Pictionary is the perfect game to play whenever you need an excuse to punch your friend in the face."
"What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King? ""No, I'm dead serious."""