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Joke of the Day
"I used to work in a haunted pub... There was spirits everywhere."
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"Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed? The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out"
"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A poke-mon! Pls don't hurt me."
"If a white girl goes to starbucks and doesn't post a picture on instagram, did she really go to starbucks at all?"
"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Who eats parsley?"
"I will ride you like a helicopter. Totally out of control."
"""I'm having a public meltdown!!"" - A Snowman, maybe."
"The Americans are using a new type of rocket that constantly updates its Facebook status until it reaches its target. It's an attention-seeking missile."
"Sign in restaurant window: ""Eat now - Pay waiter."""
"Fight club but just dueling neighbor's aggressively leaf blowing leaves onto each other's lawns."