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Joke of the Day

"SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE"

"2 little kids, Billy and Tom, are goofing around in a cannibal village. Billys mum sticks her head out and yells... ""Billy, stop playing with your food!"""

"The boss at work is forcing us all to use the toilet only at designated times. It's my turn to go now.. I don't need this shit!"

"Do you know who has the most home runs in MLB history? Barry Bonds... Do you know who leads the MLB in strikeouts pitched? Nolan Ryan... Do you know who has been hit by the most balls? Liberaci"

"The price of oil has dropped so far that... Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen."

"Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems."

"My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep I can't speak for everyone else in his car though"

"How many more times will I watch ""A Walk To Remember"" tonight? As Mandy Moore times as I want to."

"Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in the jeans (genes)"

"Did you know Diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans. ba dum tss."