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Joke of the Day
"A spider crawled into my keyboard earlier. It's okay, I've got him under Ctrl."
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"BAD: When your date has been in the Men's Room for 45 mins. WORSE: When the 6 yo girl at the table next to you says ""he's not coming back"""
"Dating a single mother.... It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game."
"gotta love cousins... what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos. what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine."
"Whats an intercourse? Something you do between the periods."
"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"I broke up with my Gym.... We were just not working out."
"Home Alone 6: Homeland Security - Everyone in Washington D.C. has gone on vacation and left Kevin in charge!"
"In a recent drug use quiz at work, I won. Nobody got higher than me."
"Concerning math jokes What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation? - He works it out with a pencil"