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"A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. It's called Nacho Mama."
"Sometimes I tell myself that everything that I've been through in life is totally worth it. Then I laugh hysterically."
"Korean hot dogs [My wife came up with this joke] If hot dogs made from turkey are called turkey dogs... Then Koreans eat doggie dogs."
"That awkward moment when you're digging a hole to hide a body, and you find another body #truestory"
"Meek Mill's diss track walks into a bar... Bartender takes one look at 'em and says, ""We don't serve trash."""
"Whoever stole my Microsoft Office, I'm coming after you... You have my word"
"Here in Britain, we've got May & Hammond in the Government now - All we need is Clarkson and we've got Top Gear back again."
"Break bad news to teens by talking on THEIR level. ME [spinning on chair in daughter's room]: Yo, turns out grandma's heart is weak af."
"Global warming is real the number of hot singles in my area has been increasing since 2007 that cannot be a coincidence"