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Joke of the Day
"Quickest way to offend a Jew you tell them Noweh!"
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"My two best friends were born on 4/20... They have a joint birthday party"
"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one."
"What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano? A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices."
"Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car? She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe"
"""Risky Star"" What kind of a star can be risky? . . A shooting star!"
"[Interview] HR - What are your strengths and weaknesses ? Me - WiFi Password and WiFi Signal."
"Did you hear that Elon Musk announced plans for a restaurant on the moon? He said we can count on good food but no atmosphere."
"Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work? 'Cause it had a hard drive."
"R/jokes Reddit posters are cleaning the earth They are very good at recycling"