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Joke of the Day
"My GF passed away... and I wake up every day with mourning wood now."
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"There are so many gay bars in San Francisco; It's hard to keep them all straight."
"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can walk into a store without Robin."
"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meow-tain"
"A boy and his pal A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the woods at night. The boy says, ""Mister, I'm scared."" The pedophile says, ""You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk home alone."""
"I treat my women like I treat my super cars I enjoy them a lot and they only exist in my dreams"
"I give movies with 2 stars a 5 on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of sh!t, I want you to as well."
"Why are gay guys good helpers when moving? They know how to pack your shit."
"Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is."
"How do you get a homosexual man to have sex with a heterosexual woman? Shit in her cunt. (its just a joke people)"