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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meow-tain"
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"A man tried to sell me a casket today.. I told him that's the last thing I need."
"You're so dumb.. That if you fell into a pool full of titties, you would come out sucking your thumb."
"I am a janitor... They call me Dwayne ""The Smock"" Johnson."
"I bought a lot of frozen pizza yesterday and now it's all in vain the beach weather is over."
"You have an uncle named Jack. Would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?"
"The teacher speaking to a student said, ""Saud, name two pronouns."""
"Did you know that I hold the World's Record for the smallest penis? It's really hard to beat..."
"What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service? A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)"
"What do you call a group of black criminals? A ""protest"" apparently."