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Joke of the Day
"Why are gay guys good helpers when moving? They know how to pack your shit."
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"I don't mean to denigrate women. (Ladies, ""denigrate"" means to put-down or patronize.)"
"Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame."
"They told me it was love at first sight during their divorce proceedings. - Reasons why I drink"
"Grammar tip Farther = physical distance Further = metaphorical distance Father = emotional distance"
"The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later."
"I got tired jogging in front of the car So I ran behind it, but soon became exhausted."
"What do women and KFC have in common? Once your done with breasts and the thighs, all you have left to do is stick your bone in a greasy box..."
"Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse? She's only attracted to colored guys."
"NSFW Anal With My Girlfriend When ever my girlfriend and I have anal; it makes my day, but it makes her (w)hole week"