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Joke of the Day
"How do you cheer up a brand new battery? Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!"
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"What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex."
"Aaron Hernandez He used to be a tight end, but prison will turn him into a wide receiver. ;)"
"Does anyone remember Gotye? Now he's just somebody that we used to know"
"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer"
"....Hey...uh...hey. Reddit. Yeah, you Reddit.....what do ducks eat? **QUACKERS** **LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL--STARTS CHOKING ON OWN HUMOR--**"
"I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus"
"What do you call a senior lady on her period A Ragtime Gal"
"What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD? Well, one of them is a cunning runt... side note: apparently Jim Morrison of The Doors said this gem at a meeting with some record executives."
"Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex."