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Joke of the Day
"I treat my women like I treat my super cars I enjoy them a lot and they only exist in my dreams"
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"Enough with the North Korea jokes guys, Seriousry they aren't funny!"
"Good news / bad news The good news is - the other day, I found a really good porn site. The bad news is - all of the web pages are stuck together."
"Waiter this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir thats because it was only ground this morning."
"What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs."
"I wouldn't want lesbian parents. Not because I'm homophobic. I just don't want to get stuck in an endless loop of ""Go ask your mother."""
"You in the crosswalk: I stopped for you. I stopped. I'm stopped. I won't unstop. Don't look at me. Just walk. Go. For the love of God."
"Dead Mexicans How do you bury a hundred Mexicans? In a casket."
"Just once in movies when someone gently shuts a dead person's eyes I want them to whisper ""Ew, ew, ew, ew."" while doing it."
"What's the difference in jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat!"