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Joke of the Day

"I treat my women like I treat my super cars I enjoy them a lot and they only exist in my dreams"

"I can't believe after all this shit they're still together! Our ass-cheeks really deserve some respect."

"I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt."

"What do you call a con-artist who minored in psychology? Sigmund Fraud"

"I'd only marry someone if they seemed like they'd be pretty easygoing during our divorce."

"A man went to the doctors office and said ""I've broken my arm in several places"".... The Doctor tells him ""Well, you should stop going to those places""."

"What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick? Asking for my two year old."

"My sex life's improved dramatically since my wife died. For a start, she now takes it in the ass."

"What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops? Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a."

"Why do black guys like overweight white women so much? Good credit and a fat ass."