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Joke of the Day
"Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is."
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"classical music sounds really fancy and proper for something composed by guys who threw a bucket of their turds out the window every morning"
"Whats the difference between being kinky and perverted. When your kinky you mess with the feathers, but when your perverted you mess with the whole chicken."
"What should we call it when a man is beautiful? ""Footseveral?"" No but I feel like you're on the right track"
"Why does America spell colour without the u? because fuck u"
"What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!"
"Just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about that."
"What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl? He turns off his xbox."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipe."
"How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute? When the leash goes slack."