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Joke of the Day
"Why do crippled kids get picked on so much? Because they can't stand up for themselves."
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"Dear Architect, surely this bald spot on my head is a glitch in the matrix?"
"What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence? Mountin' time"
"What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !"
"Cashier: Your total is $2,334.00. Me: Can you take off the avocado? Cashier: Okay, that will be $2.00."
"I wonder if Bruce Wayne ever wears a Batman t-shirt."
"David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter."
"every time you say the word ""turnt"" a baby gets run over by a smart car"
"What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist? A Methodist will say ""hi"" to you at the liquor store"
"I just saw two blind and deaf lesbians walking down the street with their hands down one anothers knickers.....I think they were lip reading?"