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Joke of the Day
"Dear Architect, surely this bald spot on my head is a glitch in the matrix?"
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"Guys, if you have to point your toes to put your pants on, those aren't your pants. Give them back to your sister."
"Do deaf people have a right to a fair hearing?"
"The guy who invented throat lozenges just died... I heard there will be no coffin at his funeral."
"I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger."
"So Zayn quit the band? His life is obviously taking on a new direction..."
"Right now feels like the eye of the storm, or, if you're younger than 25, the drop in the dubstep song."
"I take the ""L"" and ""R"" on my headphones way too seriously"
"I learned how to talk to animals today.. Now they just have to learn to listen"
"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because the don't like dicks."