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Joke of the Day

"David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter."

"TIL: 9 out of 10 people addicted to drinking break fluid... can't stop."

"My parents say I'm too materialistic... Sent this from my new iPhone 6s Plus by the way."

"I didn't realise Trump had a communist streak, but... His call for people of the world to seize the means of reproduction was rather stirring!"

"Sean Connery doing a knock knock joke (X-post from /shubreddit) Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery"

"I learned an interesting fact about the Titanic today The swimming pools on it are still full of water."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? can't jam peanut butter in your ass"

"Neck Tattoos: helping employers make hiring decisions since 1992."

"Just saw a bird walking down the side of the road & yelled out my window, ""YOU CAN FLY, YOU STUPID BIRD,"" because I am a mature adult."

"I like my women like I like my Whiskey...... About 15 years old, and mixed up with coke."