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Joke of the Day
"every time you say the word ""turnt"" a baby gets run over by a smart car"
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"My friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him Dave. well i'm bad at telling jokes"
"Moth balls Q: What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand? A: A really big moth!"
"I was arrested last week at the airport. Apparently, they don't like you calling 'shotgun' before boarding the plane."
"Does WebMD ever just say ""you're fine, there's nothing wrong with you, go play outside you drama queen?"""
"Dark humor? Is slightly darker humor acceptable for this sub? Just wondering..."
"I ate 2 pieces of string... When they came out they were tied together. I shit you knot."
"*uses handkerchief* Well now that this is used, it seems I won't be blowing my nose again til laundry day."
"How does Professor Charles Xavier Apologise? He says ""Cerebro"""
"A child asked me where babies come from. I said,""Like every other man, in Vegas after a night of drinking and clubbing."""