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Joke of the Day

"every time you say the word ""turnt"" a baby gets run over by a smart car"

"At what temperature is best to bake Jewish cookies? 6 million degrees!!!!"

"What does the bees do with their honey? They eat it, If they eat too much, they will get Diabeetis."

"Smooth jazz always puts me to sleep... ...must be the mellow tonin'."

"Did you hear about how they spotted a Nazi in the sea? It's okay, it's just adolfin"

"[remodel] Me: can you please keep that awful noise down? Contractor: for the last time, sir, we don't control who's running for president."

"Jokes about female hygiene are totally inappropriate Period."

"My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport."

"On the holidays I got quite drunk and being responsible decided to take a taxi home It's still in my backyard what do you guys think I should do with it?"

"When does John Cena get scared? When John CENA ghost!"