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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !"
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"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl ? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message ."
"Did anyone see the lunar eclipse tonight? It was right by 'your anus'."
"Al Gore cried after having sex ... He released too many emissions."
"What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name You didn't hold the pillow down long enough."
"All the world's a stage And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time has many farts."
"So a centaur walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Hey, how's the sore throat?"" The centaur replies, ""My throat isn't horse but my legs are."""
"Husband: Why are there broken condoms on the couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!?"
"""Not gay enough"" - superhero working on his costume"
"My pooch found a great TV show for us to watch Dogter Who"