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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix an owl with a rooster? A cock who stays up all night."
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"What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!"
"The contents of my son's last diaper was so upsetting to both of us we shared a cigarette after I changed it."
"I wonder what Twitter employees do at work to waste time"
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."
"My sister said she won't let me see her kids because I'm a sex offender! Who would keep a father from their own kids?"
"[M] What's the hardest part of owning a cat? Telling your parents you're gay."
"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."
"What's a zergling's favourite newspaper? The Guardian."
"What do you call a grandma without teeth giving you a blowjob? No denture adventure."