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Joke of the Day
"Our generation doesn't knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we're outside."
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"Nothing brings out the kid in you like... an abortion."
"So I'm trying to get myself to be ambidextrous. I'm halfway there!"
"How to make your dreams come true? Have a Stage 4 Cancer"
"In choosing clinical logic and detached isolation over laughter and passion, you went full-Vulcan. Everyone knows you never go full-Vulcan."
"It seems like everything is made in China... ...except for babies. They're made in VaChina"
"Why does Mexico never win the Olympics? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left."
"Hello. I'm the guy who sleepeats thousands of spiders every year and screws up the average for everyone. Sorry for scaring you."
"""Que?"" (Spanish Inquisition)"
"A man walks into a bar... ""ouch"""