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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to upload the Mexico-Chile game to PornHub... ... but PornHub said they don't accept rape."

"I'll pronounce vegan ""veegan"", when vegetables become ""veegetables""."

"As there aren't any female leprechauns, where do leprechauns come from ~ something to ponder every St Patrick's Day"

"$10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think ""that'd be a great name for my new baby!"""

"Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream? She was wearing mittens."

"Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!"

"*Dentistry school* Here's your final: *stabs student* Why is he bleeding ""Because you stabbed him?"" FAIL ""Because he doesn't floss"" CORRECT!"

"My dad's addicted to christmas dinner But he's been cold turkey every meal since."

"Kids, don't do cocaine but if you do make sure you have a lot cuz you'll want it."

"What did the comedy club proprietor say to the FedEx guy? The jokes are ok but you need to work on your delivery."