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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box? Saltines."
Next Joke
"I told my vodka about you."
"I hate it when.. I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark, My white friend in snow, My Chinese friend in sand, And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes."
"I'm very ugly. But two minus make a plus, so we alright"
"Why didn't the spaceship take off? Becuase it was astronauty"
"My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out"
"Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend? He told her he *can't elope*."
"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!"
"Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a wife pushing it around."
"Reddit accounts should be treated like underwear. If you can keep them clean you could keep the same one for a while, but if you flood them with shit you should get a new one."