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Joke of the Day

"If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey eats my roosters feet, what do I get? Two feet of cock up your ass."

"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...one was a salted."

"A King taught his son how to use the toilet today. Now they call him Prince Charmin."

"Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes."

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Fed Leapord."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes!"

"A farmer filled his truck with onions, but he crashed on the interstate. All his onions were smushed and ruined. The farmer was on the brink of crying."

"Trick or treat.. Smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear. And that's why I was arrested, Your Honor."

"No one plans to fail. They just go online. Then check their e-mail. Then go to twitter...and it just happens organically."

"History exam. There was no match for the history exam that Mr. Grey had set for his students. It was the Grey test of all time."