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Joke of the Day
"You shouldn't trust dermatologists. They make a lot of rash decisions."
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"""My microwave is broken"" -Abraham Lincoln"
"What do you get if you cross a drummer with Mike Tyson? A beatboxer."
"How do you get a gay to fuck a women? Shit in her cunt"
"The US Judicial system"
"I think my wife came from Ikea Cause she came with extra parts that I didn't know about"
"Not to brag, but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions."
"What's the worst part of running into your ex? You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged."
"Who could it be? there's a big idiot between the ""I"" and the ""Y"" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?"
"Starting a Psychofit class. Basically, I sneak up on people showering and chase em with a knife til they achieve their desired body weight."