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Joke of the Day

"I always sigh and say ""I love you,"" followed by a long silent pause just to see how bad telemarketers really want the sale."

"How to tell if an orange likes to party Just Invitamin-C."

"What crime did the man get charged with when he killed a black man? Impersonating a police officer."

"My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes... Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King? A:iron rings! Q: What does iron man do in his spare time? A: Iron clothes..."

"""Not much. Just hanging out, hoping for World War III."" - Map makers"

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose a and hose b"

"A man walks into the shop of a psychic barber Barber: Say no more"

"What has 100 legs and 3 teeth? A centipede on meth."

"I think that this entire Jared thing will just end up resulting in a teeny jail sentence."

"Is it appropriate to force an adult to wear diapers? Depends."