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"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose a and hose b"
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"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"
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"I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""
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