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Joke of the Day

"The shit stains in my toilet are so peaceful I just can't piss them off."

"I don't get why people are racist... We were all white at SOME point."

"You said you wanted a video of me eating a banana. Nothing about me not slicing it. YOU'RE WELCOME."

"Out of order. How does a time traveler tell jokes?"

"You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut."

"Sherlock and Watson are filling in their college application. Watson: Sherlock? Why have you skipped writing this essay? Sherlock: It's supplementary my dear Watson"

"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" -To ""To who?"" -To *whom*"

"Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert? Because he was stuffed!"

"How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick."

"If there's Jenny and Lucy, could there be Jenni and Luci? Then wouldn't that make them Jennifer and Lucifer?"