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Joke of the Day
"What has 100 legs and 3 teeth? A centipede on meth."
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"Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings? Because he was always coming in a little behind."
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"There are two things in this world that smell like fish. And one of them is fish."
"Why are black people so good at basketball? The core elements of the game are things they have been doing forever. Shoot, steal and run."
"""What attracted you to our company?"" Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work"
"What was Hitler's favourite colour? Braun."
"/r/Jokes won the International Green Awards! 96% recycled content."
"Praying that Donald Trump is really just Ashton Kutcher performing his most elaborate prank yet."
"It would be a fun surprise if Jay-Z said he finished laying down some tracks and when you went outside there was a railroad."