126915

Joke of the Day

"How to tell if an orange likes to party Just Invitamin-C."

"My dog failed puppy school. He was always wagging class."

"What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table!"

"If I had a dollar everytime I saw a hipster... I'd have an obscure amount"

"Just found out my bank won't cash these so-called ""rain checks."" This is bullshit."

"I just read that 25% of women in the United States take medication for mental illness... That's scary! Why do we let 75% of them run around untreated??"

"Thanks for explaining to me what ""many"" means! It means a lot!"

"MOUTH BUT NO TEETH RIDDLE Q: What has a mouth but no teeth? A: A river."

"What did the cookie farmer say? ""I've been raisin' cookies."""

"How do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories."