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Joke of the Day
"Is it appropriate to force an adult to wear diapers? Depends."
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"Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians? No one."
"What do you get when you cross a fag and a dairy farm? A Dairy Queen"
"[Jesus on a blind date] Christians: ""Hmm, you seemed whiter in your profile picture"""
"What do you call a man under a pile of leaves? - Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years? Pete."
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass"
"[dinner party] *host clinks glass* ""Everyone we're having a baby""! *whispers to other guest* ""Oh come on! I told them I was a vegetarian."""
"FUN PRANK: Put a bike lock on a bike that already has a lock. Leave the owner a note saying you guys share joint custody of the bike now"
"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday."
"Well, I had to break up with the baker i've been dating She was just too kneady"