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Joke of the Day

"My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes... Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King? A:iron rings! Q: What does iron man do in his spare time? A: Iron clothes..."

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee... Free"

"Did you hear about that new film on the B-17 aircraft? It bombed"

"Worst pickup lines I love bad/funny pickup lines, lets see what you guys' got!"

"My name is Leon but some of you know me by my street name, 9th avenue."

"I'm going to spoil your life You die in the end"

"Batman vs. Superman 2: Bruce Wayne spends millions secretly bankrolling a decade of lawsuits that bankrupt The Daily Planet."

"You may be able to drive but do you Avocado"

"why can't conservatives work at a checkout counter? Because they don't like change..."

"About to hit the ball Boss: you said you'd played before? Me: uh yes Boss: that's a putter Me: Is that wrong? Boss: wrong for squash yes"