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Joke of the Day

"I had a teacher in high school who always assumed we'd give the wrong answer. ""What's hotter, green or red peppers?"" Green ""Nope. Green."""

"What has no legs but stands firm?? My dick"

"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"Drunk - When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth."

"Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock? Because it won't even give you the time of day."

"My hus thinks I'm getting up early tomorrow to go to the gym to get all sweaty. But what he doesn't know is that my ""gym"" is spelled ""Jim."""

"If you're behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck."

"What's innuendo? It's Italian for ""suppository""."

"Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married? Because they can't elope."

"We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction."