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Joke of the Day

"I got caught masturbating recently, to a National Geographic magazine. I don't know who was more embarrassed me or my dentist."

"Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner five in another and two in another how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !"

"The Tomato Pastor began his sermon to the Salad Congregation ""Lettuce pray"""

"My life would have been very different had I done anything with the same intensity as brushing my teeth on the day of a dentist appointment."

"Put the punchline in the title What's the best way to ruin a joke?"

"Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball? he knew where to put it.."

"I shot a turkey for the first time today... Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section."

"Where do Germans go to post shitty memes? NeinGag."

"My website wouldn't show up, so i had to reload it you can say it was pretty refreshing"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? C"