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Joke of the Day

"My wife likes too talk after sex So she calls me from the hotel room."

"Friend: Did you know that a butterfly only lives for 2 days? Me: I think that's a myth. Friend: No it's definitely a butterfly."

"What's the capital of Greece? About 20."

"Are you all allright? No, you are all left"

"[FBI job interview] ""Do you have any self defense training?"" *flashback to hiding behind fence from teenagers* Yes I'm skilled at fencing."

"Missionary Impossible: When 2 fat people try to have sex."

"I was going to tell a time travel joke... but you didn't like it."

"I had an affair with English. Since then, Math and I don't speak."

"What happened to the road? Depressions."

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory... All I did was take a day off."